It was almost halftime in the game between the Freakmasons and The Commodious Thunder, when Georgia Beast blitzed and smashed Cranberry Flickerstripe's collarbone. As most experienced coaches know, such an injury will lower a player's strength in a very significant manner. Wolframajax (REBBL's Unofficial Uniform Tzar) called up the team apothecary, and by the time they were done with the player, he was dead!

Our reporters in the stadium asked the coach about his involvement in the tragedy, and he gave us the following statement: "Yes, I asked the apothecary to put him down when I noticed Cranberry was wearing the wrong colored socks. As REBBL's Unofficial Uniform Tzar, I can't have my own team disregarding the rules of good color theory. This team had 4 players go to the bench in the first 4 turns and then only 3 of them went back to the pitch at half time. I had to send a message that any player on this team is expendable. And if that also means breaking the wallet of another owner, then so be it!"

We also managed to talk to Larkstar, who led the Freakmasons to victory and claimed the first "Chorf Culling" bounty. Upon being inquired about his plans for the reward cash, the cocky bastard he responded that it was donated to REBBL because he "will surely one day win a mug, so might as well pay for it in advance". We also asked him if he had considered quitting his day job to become a full-time chorf bounty hunter, and found out that he is "planning to do it in the future, which is why the Freakmasons are being groomed to hunt down a REL 4 Chaos Dwarf team that shall remain anonymous".

INSTANT REPLAY: The glorious tragic death of Cranberry Flickerstripe:

- Troukk

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