We are pleased to announce that the board of directors has evaluated positively our performance this season and decided to invest in our stadium. My opinion was asked and I recommended the removal of the Squig Sandwich Kiosk to make room for a proper Magician's Shop. We are sick and tired of cheap teams using unfair inducement rules to get free wizards against us. It's not our fault they are poor!

In any case, this new shop will make sure there are always wizards around to help the team when we play at home. 

A comment to our fans: We know you love our delicious squig sandwiches, and truly hope you don't get angry and start throwing rocks at our players because of this change. To compensate for your loss, we hired a squad of sexy orc cheerleaders for your viewing pleasure.

See you all on the field!

- Troukk

Read more from this writer.

More REBBL Content

These links lead to other REBBL related content, information, and websites.

Latest News Posts
REBBL Reddit Homepage
REBBL Match Ups and Stats
Nufflytics - Data Analysis
How to Write for REBBL News

REL REL SWISS A The Shockers! 2 vs 1 Primal Concrete Sledge

Surprise surprise... random elves can play ball too...

REL REL 10F W11 Big Maz Blitzers 1 vs 1 Primal Concrete Sledge

A bloodbath, just for the fans.

REL REL Rookie Divisions - Final Power Rankings

VulpesInculta takes every single first season team and Power Ranks, Summarizes their season, and looks ahead at what is at stake for Match Day 11 and beyond.

REL Rodder Report Special: REL Week 11 Playoff Update

A brief look into the playoff permutations ahead of REL's Week 11 Fixtures

REL REL 1 W10 Thick Rich and Creamy 1 vs 1 Gloom & Zoom

When wolves fail, Ghouls make it happen.

REL REL 10F W10 Primal Concrete Sledge 2 vs 0 Wraith Reavers

Maybe the fans should give Incesticide another chance...