Common Nightmares

Hairy Coo - REL - 10A

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I like a mix of frenzy, claw and speed. I also don’t like making Apo choices either.

Who do you think will win the Magnum Cup?

Nuffle of course, as always. Praise Him!

If you could play against any team in the finals (past or present, qualified or not) what team would it be and why?

All of my favorite games were against certain Coaches, not teams. I’ve lost some of them, won the others, but I had a ton of fun during the game. I won’t be able to name all the incredible people I’ve played so far, but cheers to you all, you are the reason I still play this terrible game!

Which game was the most difficult?

I can’t remember a particularly difficult game this season, I drew some because I was stupid, I won the rest because I was not and/or Nuffle didn’t rain gold on me. I actually had to play a friendly match to decide who gets a playoffs spot. And this was one exciting game, highlight of a season for me. Cheers, JasperSaurusRex!

On a scale of 1 to apo-ing a skink, how hard are you trying to create memes with your playoff run?

To apo-ing a skink and picking Dead anyway just because that's how I roll.

Who is your favourite REBBL admin and why is it Metal?

He tossed a coin and it landed my way. A man after my own heart!


East End Geezers

wedge22 - REL - Div 10B

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I chose Chaos Dwarves as I played them in a tabletop League and won the overall championship. I like the skill access they have along with the speed and strength of the bull centaurs.

Which game was the most difficult?

I think my game against Hindy was the most challenging as he killed three blockers and the casualty rate was insane. I got the red mist a little and started to make errors as nothing was going my way. Losing two skilled blockers slowed down my development.

Did you think you would make playoffs at the start of the season?

I think I had a better chance than any other season I have played as I was playing a high tier team. The major difference was the high skill level of all coaches in 10B.

Who is your favourite player on your team and why?

I really like my bull with movement up block and break tackle.

If you have to get one mutation only, IRL, which one would that be?

Extra arms, think of the possibilities.

If you were a bird which would you be?

Peregrine Falcon, as it's the fastest animal in the world.


Rats Against Teen Stars

Razzle Storm - REL - Div 10C

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I like Skaven for their speed, and because they have access to AG4 pieces with mutations (also ClawPOMB). They have a decent balance of everything.

Who, from outside your region, would you LOVE to play in the playoffs, and why?

The Sage. I’m a big fan, and feel like playing against him would be extremely educational as he wrecked me.

If you could play against any team in the finals (past or present, qualified or not) what team would it be and why?

Being a part of the Bird Wars would be nice (so any of those teams). My bird avatar is feeling left out, but I joined too late for them.

What was the luckiest thing that happened to you on the pitch?

The most recent thing in memory is using a Norse berserker to make a 6+ pass across the pitch, then running it down with the piece that caught it and handing off to a runner to make a GFI and score to win, all without a reroll. I try to never do anything beyond a 4+, so that felt fun.

Who is your favourite REBBL admin and why is it Metal?

Obviously because of Metal’s shenanigans in the one minute league and humor.

How much necro/nurgle/chorf is too much necro/nurgle/chorf

The only good chorf is a dead chorf. I have no beef with the other teams.


Boss Hawg Outlaws

VulpesInculta - REL - Div 10D

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I play with an elf team in another league, so to diversify my race choice I wanted to choose bash. I chose chaos dwarves because they need a lot of solid positioning to win games as they aren’t very fast (well the bulls are fast). Play with 6 dwarves on your team forces you to be smart with positioning and I wanted to learn that portion of the game more so.

Who do you think will win the Magnum Cup?

I like Bleeding Hippy to repeat. His team is a monster and he has multiple leagues multiple times. Top tier coach with a top tier team.

If you could play against any team in the finals (past or present, qualified or not) what team would it be and why?

Tough question. As a chaos dwarf coach I’d like to face a stunty team. Being a bit more realistic, I like my chances against elves over powerful claw teams.

Did you think you would make playoffs at the start of the season?

I thought I had a chance. I finished 2nd last season in a fresh division. I was leading until I took my first loss of the season in week 13.

If the team you are playing with explodes will you switch to Norse?

Hell no.

How much would you be willing to “anonymously” donate to Metal to make it to the finals? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

Uhhhh did he even make playoffs?


Ménage à Trees

Larkstar - REL - 10E

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

Halfings are my favorite team and I was on a mission to win the Stunty Cup!

Who do you think will win the Magnum Cup?

That you’ve asked ME, the person who murdered the “Superb Bowl”, this question means I have already won.  How marvelous! As far as coaches are concerned, I’ll go with AndyDavo.

What race is your least favorite to play against?

Amazons!  Oh, and anything with Claw and lots of Guard.   

Did you think you would make playoffs at the start of the season?

I liked my chances for the Stunty Cup, but I would have never in a million years predicted I could win 10E outright.

How much did you pay the refs this season to get your record?

My client will not answer this question on the grounds the answer may incriminate them.

On a scale of 1 to apo-ing a skink, how hard are you trying to create memes with your playoff run?

Our team motto is “If you win the Halflings, the memes will come!” 

- Gypsy Prince

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