Gloom & Zoom

Ficction - REL - Div 1 Rank 1

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

At first it started out as a love for lore kind of thing.  Werewolves were my jam! I play a pseudo-werewolf in D&D, so naturally I gravitated towards Necromantic.  That coupled with the timing of me joining REBBL just as the new DLC was coming out meant I was pretty excited to try out some Necro flavor.
I’ve kept them for this long because they keep doing well, killing things, scoring touchdowns, rolling godly level ups.  And the longevity of the team is largely due to the race’s regen ability, but the fun of collecting trophies as zombies cannot be over exaggerated!  

What was the worst luck for your opponent that happened in this season?

Honestly, these last two matches vs Laz (high TV Nurgle) and Saace (high TV Chaos) has been pretty unlucky for both of them.  I went in expecting incredibly difficult matches that I would have to scrape and claw my way through to make it to playoffs, being right on the edge of cutoffs for qualification.  But now they are both a legend or so down in player deaths now and I get to sit on 1st place. Brutal games both of them, but very one sided in the removal dice-logs.

Which game was the most difficult?

Emotionally? My match vs Lumi.  Losing 4-1 was pretty suck. At least I kept him from actually getting a clawpomb storm vermin (finally) tho.  He’s said he’s never actually had one. (backstory here being he has the oldest skaven team in the leage :O )

But losing Flash Terror was pretty heartbreaking, mostly just due to his skyrocket to stardom!  I had him for 5 games and he scored 11 touchdonws! Only to die in a game vs Pigsofa where he had just made it to 31 spp to reach lvl 4.  I didn’t even get to roll the level to see what he would have gotten.

Hardest game of the season?

1-1 vs Waeve and the Skinky Island Boiz
He, unfortunately, had to drop out of the competition this season about 4 games in, but HOO damn he gave me a rough matchup.  He managed some juicy skink one turn bullshit to turn his loss into a draw.

If the team you are playing with explodes will you switch to Norse?

No. but maybe chaos. Because FUCK chorves!

Who is your favourite REBBL admin and why is it Metal?

Lumi, because he’s not metal Kapp


The Grody Greens

LazarusDigz - REL - Div 1 Rank 2

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I love defense, and of course watching elves squirm as my beast squeezes the life out of them.

Who is your favorite living player?

The one and only, Yaaz'a of Mucus, Beast of Yeast extraordinaire!   His +ST tentacles have won me many games.

What was the worst luck for your opponent that happened in this season?

Ficction had terrible luck against me.  He was only able to pitch clear 80% of my team leaving 3 players to foil his second touchdown.   He had to settle for a 1-0 win. Nuffle really screwed him that day…. (no i’m not still bitter…)

Who is your favorite dead player?

Lord Da-ke Fragile, oh what could have been.   Just gotta figure out how to keep my warriors alive after level 3.

What mini would you love to have as the season 9 trophy?

Yaaz'a of Mucus

You are on a desert island with Steakmittens and Shadorra.  Which one do you make the leader of your new colony, and why?

Shadorra will cast a mighty shadow over the Colony.  I keep Steakmittens for myself.


AnimalFarm

Saace - REL - Div 1 Rank 3

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I picked Chaos because when I first joined the then RELGMAN, they were the least picked race available. So I figured if I was going join up I should play something at the time obscure, I’d never been a Chaos coach before that and spent the whole time going into my first season playing my first Chaos matches in COL.

Who is your favourite player on your team and why?

I’m a big fan of my two hidden star Chaos warriors, all four have been with me for the entire life of the team. (RIP Mr. Whymper) but the killer and +STR (who killed huge jackedman) get all the attention. Really Mr. Pilkington and Mr. Jones have been the ones carrying me in the games so they’re my favorites.

What was the worst luck for your opponent that happened in this season?

Pigsofa leaving his STR 5 runner out in the open at the last few turns of our match and getting powed into dead early in the season seemed like the worst luck this season.

What race is your least favorite to play against?

I seem to do worst against elves, but honestly it’s necro. Necro have the best meat shields, I hate trying to get through zombies just to have regen fire.

How much did you pay the refs this season to get your record?

My record isn’t amazing, refs have also not done much for me this season. Really champion has been those off season Defensive Coordinators the team hired to teach them how to guard.

Which one would you sacrifice first: your real life partner or your best player, 5 SPPs from turning Legend?

I’ve had 4 Legends at this point, and I sold one of them. Losing players doesn’t get to me, that’s just bloodbowl.


Straight Up Flatulence

Stoobings - REL - Div 1 Rank 4

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I like crunchy sounds and have a love affair with claw. But I may reroll into a team with better foulers.

What was the luckiest thing that happened to you on the pitch?

Don’t think I’ve ever pulled off anything too crazy. I consider myself most lucky when an opponent rolls a 1/36 failure.

Who do you think will win the Magnum Cup?

Deez, having made it 1st seed in Big O following his awesome showing last year all the way through his loss in the championship, I think he can pull it off.

Who is your favorite living player?

Choco Chipmunk from Pastry Pests. He’s watched a lot of his friends die over the seasons in Rel1 and is still kicking.

Who is your favourite REBBL admin and why is it Metal?

Well Metal does love laughing at my fart themed team like a teenage boy, so yeah he can be my favorite.

Which one would you sacrifice first: your real life partner or your best player, 5 SPPs from turning Legend?

I’ll sacrifice the player, I’m getting married on the 6th! :D

- Gypsy Prince

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