Grungy Desserts

Stouticus - REL - Div 3 Rank 1

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I chose Nurgle after playing Wood Elves in REL because I wanted to play a team that could deal with both bash and agility teams. With their inherent skills and skill access, Nurgle have all the tools to reliably deal with both play styles.

Who is your favorite living player?

Cannoli As You Are is my favorite living player. All Apple Pies might get all the press but Cannoli is the workhorse of the team.

What was the worst luck for your opponent that happened in this season?

Cheeseex. That's all I have to say right?

Who would you ABSOLUTELY not want to play against in the playoffs, and why?

I’m always up for a challenge and not afraid to play anyone but any team with a natural one turner is something I’m not looking forward to.

If you were a bird which would you be?

Is this a puffin or tucan choice? Lol. But honestly, an eagle or falcon.

On a scale of 1 to apo-ing a skink, how hard are you trying to create memes with your playoff run?

That’s a 1. I don’t need to try to create memes. I just let them create themselves like All Apple Pies


The Farm Animals

Chabxxu - REL - Div 3 Rank 2

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

Chaos was the first team that Thessa introduced me to when teaching me Bloodbowl. I just love the progression they have because of their mutations and of their blitz with always str4. I enjoy the way I can control the pitch with my team once I have a few levels and guards.

What race is your least favorite to play against?

F****** rats? Their ability to do one turn touchdowns really is hard to deal with. I’ll say that Nurgle always give me trouble though...

What was the worst luck for your opponent that happened in this season?

Worst luck… that’s a good question. I remember all the bad luck I had, but I think I’d say me killing two of Cheesex players and niggling another was pretty bad luck for him.

Who, from outside your region, would you LOVE to play in the playoffs, and why?

The Sage of Vikingkop. I was told they were two excellent Chaos coaches and I’d love to test myself against them.

2 bull centaur sized snots or 11 snotling sized bull centaurs?

11 snotling sized bull centaurs.

Would you rather fight one Chubstep-sized squirrel or fifty squirrel-sized Chubsteps?

One squirrel


Film Flayers

Holes - REL - Div 4 Rank 1

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I played Necro a while back, as my first One Minute League team. And it was a slog, and I had a bad time learning a team for the first time in one minute turns, and already being a bad one season team. But I also really had a lot of fun with them. I really enjoy the combination of speed the wolves/ghouls have, and the bash potential on the rest of the team, especially the wolves on a couple of doubles. Now? There’s a good part of me that wants to reroll. I love my team, but I want to do something new. Though I just can’t reroll this team in good faith. It’s super healthy, super strong and pretty efficient. If I take significant losses in the playoffs though, I’ve got a couple ideas for a reroll. Also, I’m really struggling to come up with Flesh Golem names, I’ve lost a lot of them, and it’s really hard to get names for them with my theme.

Who, from outside your region, would you LOVE to play in the playoffs, and why?

I really want to play a ReBBL game against Seanman. I was his first ever opponent in the ReBBRL spin league I believe, before he came to rebbl and became the behemoth he is now. And he’s also a great guy, would be fun to chat to while we play.

Also it’s my region but I really want to play against Khaleric and the Battle Brothers, since it would be the only way this team would ever play Brettonians now.

Who is your favorite dead player?

The +AG Bloxigor on LizardBeasts was really fun, especially since it died on a failed dodge!

Hardest game of the season?

The One True Path was not a game I deserved to win at all. JamesTyphoon put up a real good fight, but I got super bailed out by dice. And a dumb mistake resulted in the armor bust Lassie is currently carrying.

How much did you pay the refs this season to get your record?

Nothing at all, damn refs had it out for me this season. So many expulsions!

If the team you are playing with explodes will you switch to Norse?

They’re on my short list of rerolls if my team blows up!


Thick Rich and Creamy (Necro)

Jimmy Burrito - REL - Div 4 Rank 2

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I hadn’t played necro before this team and wanted to give it a go.

Who do you think will win the Magnum Cup?

Some nurgle team

Did you think you would make playoffs at the start of the season?

Yes and then no when moon moon died game 3

Who is your favorite living player?

Havarti Makes you Farty  (this just signed his caster curse death warrant, didn’t it)

Would you rather face CCL flamers, and lose to them, every time you play Blood Bowl or have someone read out Trump's tweets out loud, in the room, every time you have sex?

CCL thanks

How much necro/nurgle/chorf is too much necro/nurgle/chorf

Maybe a little less than we have now? but i don’t mind

- Gypsy Prince

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