Khemri Do It? Yes We Can?

McMacky - REL - Div 5 Rank 1

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I had never played Khemri before and they seemed like a good team to practice positioning with.

If you could play against any team in the finals (past or present, qualified or not) what team would it be and why?

Larkstar’s Halflings, cuz they’re legendary. Also cuz they’re halflings.

Who would you ABSOLUTELY not want to play against in the playoffs, and why?

Well the chorf team I’m up against first round is a bit of a hard counter to mine, so them. They have the mb and guard to absolutely shred my team if I get unlucky.

What was the worst luck for your opponent that happened in this season?

I made a stupid lucky play t16 against sgf sam that tied the game.

Describe the stat line of your favorite family member (MA,ST,AG,AV + Skills).

I have no idea

Would you rather fight one Chubstep-sized squirrel or fifty squirrel-sized Chubsteps?

50 squirrel sized Chubsteps. I could pretend I’m Godzilla and squish em all.


We Chillin’

C_Arnoud - REL - Div 5 Rank 2

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I wanted something midrange as I don’t like to have the same strategy every game, started with Humans and fell in love with Dark Elf when they released it.

What race is your least favorite to play against?

Nurgle.

What was the luckiest thing that happened to you on the pitch?

Got an extra turn at the end of the game to give me a chance at scoring, then got a handoff into two dodges with a lineman to score and get a win.

Who is your favourite player on your team and why?

Agi 5, MV 8 guy. Because elf BS.

If the team you are playing with explodes will you switch to Norse?

No.

2 bull centaur sized snots or 11 snotling sized bull centaurs?

11 snotling sized bull centaurs.


Rouge Gallery (yes I misspelt rogue)

MistahJ - REL - Div 6 Rank 1

Why do you choose to play with your race/team? I play Skaven on table top but just cant get them to work online, so after seeing a friend playing Chorfs, I rolled up a fun team and tried them out and enjoyed them. So when I joined REBBL, they seemed like a good choice.

Hardest game of the season?

The Great Cold Ones (IsenMike) and not just because he’s an admin. It was a rough game and his nearly naked frozen men were unbreakable, and my chorfs couldn't survive hitting the ground.

Who do you think will win the Magnum Cup?

I will of course, but in the likely chance I don’t, I’ll be rooting for the Sage.

What race is your least favorite to play against?

Vampires. I think I’m 0-3 against them with the chorfs. They don't seem like they should be able to beat me so easily, but I never seem to keep a vamp down.  

How much did you pay the refs this season to get your record?

Not enough, I almost didn't make it. I played Chaostime (and gave 600k in inducements) and I still almost tied / lost (needed to win to lock the #1 spot in)

Describe the stat line of your favorite family member (MA,ST,AG,AV + Skills).

Like real world? Probably my wife, 6,2,3,8 Stunty, Claws, Block, Dirty Player, Disturbing presence… wait you aren’t going to print that are you?


The Elements Of Style

Mystaes - REL - Div 6 Rank 2

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I played up in the top flight as brets for about five seasons. Eventually, I decided that instead of pretending to play the agi game I should choose a team that could actually complete their passes.

Who do you think will win the Magnum Cup?

If by Magnum Cup you mean superbowl, then me.

As if. I do think its about time that an elf wins, but for that I’ll put my faith in the Duke of Rel 2, ArchXL.

I can’t vote against a fellow clanmate, and I can’t vote for Saace...

What was the worst luck for your opponent that happened in this season?

Poor Dranar was on the receiving end of a 6-0 thrashing to the elves, rebounding off a very poor last two games.

What could go wrong, did go wrong. Multiple blitzes for me, and failed gfi’s for the lizards basically meant the game was a wash.

What race is your least favorite to play against?

Dwarves.

Which one would you sacrifice first: your real life partner or your best player, 5 SPPs from turning Legend?

Players are expendable, my girlfriend is not.

How much would you be willing to “anonymously” donate to Metal to make it to the finals? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

I’d rather win on my own skill, but since that won’t happen anytime this century I suspect I might be able to afford some bellybutton lint.

- Gypsy Prince

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