We are pleased to announce that the board of directors has evaluated positively our performance this season and decided to invest in our stadium. My opinion was asked and I recommended the removal of the Squig Sandwich Kiosk to make room for a proper Magician's Shop. We are sick and tired of cheap teams using unfair inducement rules to get free wizards against us. It's not our fault they are poor!
In any case, this new shop will make sure there are always wizards around to help the team when we play at home.
A comment to our fans: We know you love our delicious squig sandwiches, and truly hope you don't get angry and start throwing rocks at our players because of this change. To compensate for your loss, we hired a squad of sexy orc cheerleaders for your viewing pleasure.
See you all on the field!