I am all too glad to report that some of the coaches and players out there listened, and listened well, to my call to action of the previous weeks! We have enough reports, in fact, that we're going to dive straight into them, starting off with the best killer yet:

Not only did one Dick Deliware coach his team to remarkable success against a mighty blow Werewolf, but he did it twice in one game! In addition to strength busting Legolas, he also lamed the equally terrifying Elrond. It was such an asstounding performance that, while we can't offer a bouty for the move bust, we at No Fangs believed it deserved special mention.

So, you know, there you go.

In somewhat less spectacular but no less important news, Urist Mc Coach, Practicalsnow and Innovation 1992 have all claimed the lives of Wolves themselves. Every kill is one less Werewolf out in world and we commend them for their work in this regard. The other teams in their divisions can sit just a little more comfortable with the permanent removal of Rowli the Dog II, Abusive Papa and Shapder, from the game, and also from life.

Dead Wolf

There is one more thing to note, before we sign off for the next two weeks. While we are very happy to see an uptick in Werewolf-related bounty claims, we are none the less just a little disappointed in the lack of Vampire Death. Some people would have you believe that the blood suckers are victims in all this, but anyone with eyes can see that they are undead abominations and, more over, a bunch of upperclass twits. If you won't do it to rid the world of a terror of the night, then do it to dismantle the systems of oppression that they hold over you even now.

Until next time, stay safe in the night and remember: Just say No Fangs

 

- Kaosubaloo

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Comments

Woooo! Dead wolves!! - Troukk

Hey now, you use the words "undead abomination" like its an insult! Some of us undead abominations are helping in the no fang culling! - PracticalSnow

there is a typo in that you state a MB Vampire was killed, it was in fact a filthy mut. - Yasmir

Fixed the typo - Kaosubaloo

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Woooo! Dead wolves!! - Troukk

Hey now, you use the words "undead abomination" like its an insult! Some of us undead abominations are helping in the no fang culling! - PracticalSnow

there is a typo in that you state a MB Vampire was killed, it was in fact a filthy mut. - Yasmir

Fixed the typo - Kaosubaloo

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