Snow White & the 6 Chorfs

Bleedinghippy - GMAN - Div 1 Rank 1

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I like bash teams in general, and chaos dwarves are one of the most versatile with access to clawpomb. (except for maybe necro, but I think I was playing that in one or two other leagues when I created this team).

What race is your least favorite to play against?

As this team Nurgle is the hardest to play against, however in general I dislike playing against dwarves the most because they’re generally pretty boring.  

Who would you ABSOLUTELY not want to play against in the playoffs, and why?

Last season’s winner. Oh, wait...

Hardest game of the season?

Probably either vs sage or metal, they were both games where I couldn’t really do anything to stop them scoring.

Who is the meme-iest player on your team and why?

My team’s meme seems to be causing a huge number of cas, so in that respect it has to be Grumpy, who has caused 64 casualties on his own in 50 games.

Describe the stat line of your favorite family member (MA,ST,AG,AV + Skills).

6327 fend, because in comparison to all blood bowl players we are merely peasants

Primetime Nibblers

SeanMan - GMAN - Div 1 Rank 2 (almost rank 1!!!)

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I feel the need, the need for speed.

Nothing like having 4 movement 9 players with agility 4, 2 blitzers with access to both strength and all those guys have mutation access on doubles, it’s crazy! And when AV7 apparently doesn’t work as intended, the team becomes super broken.

With this skaven team standing on its last legs before completely imploding (I actually just had to fire my clawpomb guard vermin with 2 niggles and AV bust because he was taking up 200k while falling over every time someone sneezed in his general direction) I will probably have to choose next season to start an elf team or a true bash team, but no team has that amazing feel of being super slippery agile but also being able to bash as great as a chaos team can.

Did you think you would make playoffs at the start of the season?

Honestly, yeah! I did expect half the team to die but I also expected/hoped to end somewhere top 3. It was the dream for the team to reach division 1 and show them what skaven can do, and mostly show myself what I can do with them. I have reached div 1 with them, after ending both previous season as number 1 spot in my division. I feel a bit sad I just missed out on the number 1 spot in GMAN1, but it was a very close one all decided in week 13 against Bleedinghippy’s monstrosity of a team, so I put up a great fight! I hope I can make up for it by doing better than ever before in this season’s playoffs to make up for it.

Hardest game of the season?

That must have been the match early in the season against Gaudi’s skaven team. I survived 2500TV nurgle, 2000+ orcs and chorfs and all kinds of other nonsense but Gaudi’s rats mangled my team like nothing else! I lost my amazing ballstripper gutter with dauntless/wrestle/tacke/stripball and leap, my block guard likerat and started my collection of niggles and -AV all in that one match. The rest of the season looked super lost from there but I showed you to never give up, and skaven do pretty damn good with a couple star players alongside inducements!

Who is your favorite dead player?

Tiny paws: Dodge, MA10, Sprint, 2heads, Surefeet, catch and he has 6 armour. He’s technically still alive, but we all know he could die every single time he goes for that 1TTD,...When he dies it will be glorious and all of GMAN will shed a tear of happiness, and we will never see the likes of him again.

Would you rather face CCL flamers, and lose to them, every time you play Blood Bowl or have someone read out Trump's tweets out loud, in the room, every time you have sex?

You think I have time for sex in GMAN 1? This is full time commitment.

On a scale of 1 to apo-ing a skink, how hard are you trying to create memes with your playoff run?

I promised on stream if I make it to the finals, I will induce BIG RAT 1 last glorious time. IF I get to the finals… IF


the Sage - GMAN - Div 1 Rank 3

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I like variety, although I’m mostly an AG4 coach. When I joined ReBBL, there was a sheet with race numbers, and chaos was sorely underrepresented, so I thought “sure, I’ll do that”.

What was the worst luck for your opponent that happened in this season?

That would have to be this game; Gaudi’s skaven simply evaporated in our match; he was down to 4 players (!!!) by turn 4, including a -AV on his clawpomb superstar vermin (apo RIP) and a RIP on an AG5 star gutter.

Did you think you would make playoffs at the start of the season?

Yeah. I haven’t missed one yet. I think this is my 6th one? =D

If you could play against any team in the finals (past or present, qualified or not) what team would it be and why?

Ornan, because he’s the fuckin’ world champ, inn’e?

How much would you be willing to “anonymously” donate to Metal to make it to the finals? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

Grabs in pocket… thinks… 35 eurocents, a receipt for a sandwich and... a piece of lint.

If the team you are playing with explodes will you switch to Norse?

Nah. I’ve never rerolled a league team, and I don’t think I’m about to start.

Ravens Claws

Gaudi - GMAN - Div 1 Rank 4

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I like to play aggressive. I like to go all in. After playing wood elves as my main most of my TT life, i entered this league without knowing the trip would be this long. So it was Skaven, but it could have been any elf.

What was the luckiest thing that happened to you on the pitch?

Last season, against InfinitePink, i had a OTT attempt for the win. By that time i had 2 MA10 gutters, a natural oneturner, and a regular one. I misplaced the natural one turner and put the other one in position instead, being one square short for the attempt. A quick snap kickoff saved me, allowing me to score and win that game.

If you could play against any team in the finals (past or present, qualified or not) what team would it be and why?

I’d love to play against Seanman. A Skaven mirror at the finals would be really fun. OTTs, lots of scoring, injuries everywhere. I think it would have everything for an exciting game. I’d love to play against Harringzord too, just because it means he finally made it to PO :P

Who would you ABSOLUTELY not want to play against in the playoffs, and why?

I don’t have a problem with that. I guess a non GMAN orc/chorf team would be the worst opponent. I want the trophy staying home, and i hate those races.

What mini would you love to have as the season 9 trophy?

Anything classy enough that my wife doesn’t make me hide it. Good luck finding that.

If you were a bird which would you be?

Actually, I already thought about this question in the past. A magpie.

- Gypsy Prince

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