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Kummostern - GMAN - Div 3 Rank 1

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

Skaven and Dark Elves seem closest to my playstyle, fluff and “feel”. I chose Skaven for this league since I haven’t played with them in other leagues (when i have had 2 Dark Elves teams on leagues before + some shorter tournaments).

What race is your least favorite to play against?

Normally its well developed Nurgle. With Skaven, while Nurgle can cause some trouble (tentacles, stink, their removing power), I have found Dorfs making most boring matchups and are hardest team to try and get ball from their cage.

Who is your favorite living player?

Cat (ironically). From team Definitely Not A Zoo coached by Ambi Tanque. A killer blitzer with mutations (claw and horns) and tacklepomb. A combination a skaven coach only dreams of.

Who, from outside your region, would you LOVE to play in the playoffs, and why?

Holes. I had to check the brackets to find answer for this one. He is only one that I see around the same blood bowl communities I roam.

You have won $1,000,000, but there is a condition: You must compete in a real life blood bowl match.  You are allowed to pick your team from Rebbl coaches. Who becomes your star blitzer and why?

Aldar. He is like a +st dwarf. He might not be fastest one out there but I feel like his armor and size will matter in long run. And he probably has decent armor too. For long term play he should do the job quite well.

Which one would you sacrifice first: your real life partner or your best player, 5 SPPs from turning Legend?

The near-legend. I’m a hugger but I don’t hug pixels.

Nurgle Murgle Ourgle

Weravem - GMAN - Div 3 Rank 2

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I guess I just enjoy watching my opponents suffer :D.

There are only a handful of things that are as satisfying as seeing your opponent’s blitz getting denied by foul appearance or having a pass fail due to disturbing presence. I also value claw access quite highly and Nurgle, of course, provides that. Also a Beast of Nurlge is just the cutest thing.

Who is your favorite living player?

On my Team it would be “Catriona” - my str4 blodge, sure hands and extra hands pestigor. I think I don’t have to explain why :p.

Generally I would go for Yob since a ag5 Snotling just has to be everyone’s favorite player.

Who, from outside your region, would you LOVE to play in the playoffs, and why?

Larkstar’s “MÉNAGE À TREES” because that would mean that halflings and myself would make the finals :p.

Apart from that I don’t really have that special someone I’d like to face because I don’t really follow the other regions that much.

What was the worst luck for your opponent that happened in this season?

I’ll go for my last game this season against NinjaBred Man’s Amazons where I killed two positionals and he failed about 50% percent of his dodges. Most of them via snake eyes and a few of two of them as the first action of his turn.

He also rolled Double Both down into double skulls on the 3rd or 4th turn in his offensive drive which allowed me to pow the ballcarrier and basically secure the game right then and there.

Would you rather face CCL flamers, and lose to them, every time you play Blood Bowl or have someone read out Trump's tweets out loud, in the room, every time you have sex?

It feels like the second option would be affecting a lot less of my life so I’d go with that :p

2 bull centaur sized snots or 11 snotling sized bull centaurs?

11 snotling sized bull centaurs for sure. I believe they would make great playthings for my Nurgle Puppies ;)

Skyriders CBB

Muppetillo - GMAN - Div 4 Rank 1

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I like the Undead theme, and i have played Undead or Khemri on other leagues so i wanted to try the last of the team that were

What race is your least favorite to play against?

Lizards, as an Orc Coach i hate the matchup they outstrength and are faster than you so its a pain.

Who, from outside your region, would you LOVE to play in the playoffs, and why?

Would like to play against ficction and his amazing necro team.

Hardest game of the season?

The game against puppi’s orcs was just awful, turn 0 Perfect D (or blitz dunno right now) all team with guard and more strength… no chance to do nothing about that… Luckily my team survived that game.

If you have to get one mutation only, IRL, which one would that be?

Two-Heads to make One Minute League matches easier and to dodge my prehensive tail boss easier too :P

Would you rather fight one Chubstep-sized squirrel or fifty squirrel-sized Chubsteps?

Squirrels all the way no matter what size hahaha.

Memeland Basherers

Ramhard - GMAN - Div 4 Rank 2

Why do you choose to play with your race/team?

I chose to play Chorfs in the college league last september when I first started playing blood bowl on the recommendation of a friend. I had a few teams I wanted to play so one day whilst The Sage was streaming I asked him what I should play between Chorfs, Lizards and Nurgle. He said Chorfs and the rest is a bloody history.

Hardest game of the season?

The hardest game for me this season has to be against Muppet and his Necro. I expected a bashfest and maybe a draw from it but Nuffle had different ideas. His ghouls cas’d 4 of my players including niggling a bull! Whilst I was barely able to scratch his armour, was a fun game either way and I only lost 1-0 so not too bad. The hardest game on me as a player however would have to be my last game against Hindus as it was the playoff deciding game, if I won then he was eliminated from playoff contention and if he won then I was, was a stressful game that I won due to good ol agi3 bull bullshit.

What was the worst luck for your opponent that happened in this season?

This award has to go to Puppi and his Orc team Orcs of Letters during which Nuffle decided to really screw with him. During that game I caused only 1 injury with my claw pomber but I caused 8 more from normal mb including killing his Thrower! To be fair I kept fouling him even when the game was won so yeah, take no prisoners I guess.

Who is your favorite dead player?

This has to be my other starting Bull The Belgish Brawler. He was str 5 block mb and just an absolute beast but in my final OI game against some beefy Undead he and I think two other players died from his fantastic playing.

On a scale of 1 to apo-ing a skink, how hard are you trying to create memes with your playoff run?

I’d say a solid 7, if I can create a meme that’d be grand but if not aslong as I can ruin other peoples teams with some brutal blocks I’m all good.

Who is your favourite REBBL admin and why is it Metal?

I would say Harringzord here but after I placed 7th in minors and out of all of the minors lot I get placed in the highest Gman div due to what I think is him being scared after facing McNaughtons chorfs last season it can’t be. In which case it leaves this to Mr Puffin himself Hindus, he’s funny enjoys a far superior bird to the Toucan and a great player, all round smashing lad!

- Gypsy Prince

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